If you are not Jez that's okay coz I am... This Blog is about how some stuff (like music and films) is cool, and some stuff ( daytime TV - especially loan, room fragrance & hair colour adverts) is very much not cool...
Monday, October 23, 2006
Mysterious Mr P
Just to clear somehing up.... I AM JEZ, I am very much Not MR P!!! But just to make this more interesting... (if that's possible....) I want to know who you think Mr P is????
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I think Mr P is jealous of Jez and wants to be him - maybe you could star in the film 'single white male' OR Mr P could be a she who you have upset in the past and is now stalking you like in Fatal Attraction!!!
...but I am Jez. Actually no - forget that. I'm NOT Jez. Definitely not. No, no, no. Not Jez. Just wanted to clear that up. Don't want anyone thinking that I'm Jez, because I'm definitely not.
As for Mr. P - how can you SERIOUSLY not know who he is?! Numpty.
I have no doubts of who I am, as for Mrs P I am unsure as to who she/he is! She is not my wife, as you all know, stuck up here in North Yorkshire I am longing to find a mrs p aka mrs wainaina!
I am well and truely confused now. It doesn't take much I know but that is no excuse to exploit my simple mind. Can some one please explain nice and simply who Mr and Mrs P are, apart from the round green vegetables you find in the frozen section.
Gosh!! This as all very confusing!! Maybe Mr, Mrs and Not Mr P are ll working for Birds eye promoting Peas???!!! Ha ha I've worked it out!!! I reckon Not Mr P is Greg..... Numpty.... a very Greg phrase!!
Damn you've blown our cover!! Would Captain Birdseye be proud? - have you gone and bought a bag of peas?? However, unfortunately i don't work for him (don't know about the other two sorry to disappoint your detective skills! Just a thought - Do you think Captain Birdseye could also be Santa Claus?
Isn't it the green giant who makes peas? Captain Birdseye makes fish fingers.
The Football team at uni used to have an award called the Numpty Award - it was like the opposite of the Man of the Match. And the prize for getting it was exactly the same as the prize for Man of The Match. You got a free pint of lager but you had to down it.
So I would often do something quite silly during a match just to win the Numpty Award.
Once I won the Numpty Award AND The Man Of The Match award in one game - I had to have a drinking competition against myself.
What?!?!?!?!?!?!? The Green Giant makes sweet corn, not peas. Captain Birdseye does do the fish fingers though. I know these things. I am still very confused with the whole Ps thing. I just can't understand. So Andy before I loose the will to live you are google and somehow just changed?
Yeah Steph - I seem to have managed to subscribe to Blogger a few times. I am not sure when I did that. But now my computer can't seem to decide who I am.
It's kinda like multiple personality disorder only a lot less serious...
Also - Green Giant the company makes peas and sweetcorn but Green Giant (the mascot) was invented to help sell the company peas (as they wanted to sell more)...
I know lots about this too!!
You can find out a bit more at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Giant if you have too much free time...
I don't have taht much free time and by the sounds of it teaching must be getting easier as you know for more about it than I do. Green Giant was only seen on TV for sweet corn as for as I have noticed.
I am Jez, I'm a lover not a fighter... I love good music like Coldplay, Counting Crows, U2, Dave Matthews Band, Jay Z and anything with a good melody.... I don't like Europop or bad grammar!! I like to make people laugh and want to be the best at everything, and I really do mean EVERYTHING, I hate to be wrong, but I love my friends and family. I am also very predictably a singer songwriter & am in the process of recording my first EP.. Hooray...
20 comments:
I think Mr P is jealous of Jez and wants to be him - maybe you could star in the film 'single white male' OR Mr P could be a she who you have upset in the past and is now stalking you like in Fatal Attraction!!!
Lock up your bunny!!!
I am still Jez and I am using this topic to bring some much needed attention to my blog!!!!
I'm not Mr. P.
That is all.
...but I am Jez. Actually no - forget that. I'm NOT Jez. Definitely not. No, no, no. Not Jez. Just wanted to clear that up. Don't want anyone thinking that I'm Jez, because I'm definitely not.
As for Mr. P - how can you SERIOUSLY not know who he is?! Numpty.
Is Mr P Mrs P's wife?
I have no doubts of who I am, as for Mrs P I am unsure as to who she/he is! She is not my wife, as you all know, stuck up here in North Yorkshire I am longing to find a mrs p aka mrs wainaina!
I am well and truely confused now. It doesn't take much I know but that is no excuse to exploit my simple mind. Can some one please explain nice and simply who Mr and Mrs P are, apart from the round green vegetables you find in the frozen section.
Gosh!! This as all very confusing!! Maybe Mr, Mrs and Not Mr P are ll working for Birds eye promoting Peas???!!! Ha ha I've worked it out!!! I reckon Not Mr P is Greg..... Numpty.... a very Greg phrase!!
Damn you've blown our cover!! Would Captain Birdseye be proud? - have you gone and bought a bag of peas?? However, unfortunately i don't work for him (don't know about the other two sorry to disappoint your detective skills! Just a thought - Do you think Captain Birdseye could also be Santa Claus?
Isn't it the green giant who makes peas? Captain Birdseye makes fish fingers.
The Football team at uni used to have an award called the Numpty Award - it was like the opposite of the Man of the Match. And the prize for getting it was exactly the same as the prize for Man of The Match. You got a free pint of lager but you had to down it.
So I would often do something quite silly during a match just to win the Numpty Award.
Once I won the Numpty Award AND The Man Of The Match award in one game - I had to have a drinking competition against myself.
I won. And lost. In fact - it was a tie.
Hmmm. I appear to have become Google.
Oh. But now I am Andy Hoyland.
I've confused myself. Google is Andy Hoyland. Just so I know.
How is everyone?
Jez? You ok?
What?!?!?!?!?!?!? The Green Giant makes sweet corn, not peas. Captain Birdseye does do the fish fingers though. I know these things. I am still very confused with the whole Ps thing. I just can't understand. So Andy before I loose the will to live you are google and somehow just changed?
Yeah Steph - I seem to have managed to subscribe to Blogger a few times. I am not sure when I did that. But now my computer can't seem to decide who I am.
It's kinda like multiple personality disorder only a lot less serious...
Also - Green Giant the company makes peas and sweetcorn but Green Giant (the mascot) was invented to help sell the company peas (as they wanted to sell more)...
I know lots about this too!!
You can find out a bit more at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Giant if you have too much free time...
I don't have taht much free time and by the sounds of it teaching must be getting easier as you know for more about it than I do. Green Giant was only seen on TV for sweet corn as for as I have noticed.
Hello!
Just thought I'd join in cos I couldn't think of anything to put on Andy's blog. And Jonny, Mat and Pete are just too funny for me to compete.
Not that you guys aren't funny, you are. Just not as funny as conversation about Nigerian princesses and inventing Google.
Maybe you could read Andy's blog to get some pointers for how to be more funny.
Is that rude? Sorry.
Have you gone?
jez you div
put a new post on your blog!
Come on Jez... get it sorted!
Or - how are you?!
Link to my blog on your blog... go on - you know you want to!
hoyland.stjb.org.uk
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